2015: A Year in Review

Greece economy still less lucrative than a Ponzi pyramid. Beach volleyball declared the most universally white sport in America. Beats out other top contenders tennis and bowling. Catalina Island to [...]

January 1, 2016 // 0 Comments

Selfie Stick Fight at the Getty Museum

Selfie sticks are now banned at the Getty Museum following an altercation between two men on Saturday. According to witnesses, both men had selfie sticks and engaged in a pseudo-sword fight in the [...]

August 31, 2015 // 0 Comments

New Gay Vaccine to Hit the Market Early

Pfizer announced that it will move up the release day of its new gay vaccine due to increased funding from the Koch Brothers. The new vaccine called Straight for Life (SFL), promises to cure gayness [...]

August 17, 2015 // 0 Comments

Bed Eyes Newest Trend

For over the last decade the bedhead look has become increasingly popular, and now bed eyes are all the rage among teens and twenty year-olds. The look is simple with light brownish/red makeup around [...]

June 29, 2015 // 0 Comments

Vintage Naming Trend for Hipsters

‘Doloris’ is the hottest baby name trending this year despite no parent having used it since the early 1950s, according to the Onomastic Society of America (OSA). The name has also become [...]

June 3, 2015 // 0 Comments

Plus Sized Cat and Dog Clothes

In the on-going fight against body shaming, one company, “Treats for Everything,” is leading the charge in the pet industry by designing an entire clothing line around large pets. Although we [...]

May 28, 2015 // 0 Comments

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