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Children Militants at Toys R Us

Calling themselves the Naps Are For Babies (NAFB), a group comprised of eight small children ranging in age from 5 to 9 years old stormed into the Toys R Us at La Cienega Plaza yesterday in defiance [...]

January 10, 2016 // 0 Comments

Is Pluto a Planet: Presidential Nominees Way In

Trump: Pluto is too loser of a planet. It’s small. It’s weak. Oh, does Pluto endorse me . . . ?     Rick Santorum: I think every state should be able decide whether or not it’s a [...]

December 16, 2015 // 0 Comments

Los Angeles Wants Syrian Refugees

The city of Los Angeles submitted a proposal on Tuesday in which they would take up to 10,000 Syrian refugees on the stipulation that when they move here, they are required to create food trucks. The [...]

November 9, 2015 // 0 Comments

Donald Trump Arrested, Revealed as North Korean Spy

On Monday, GOP candidate and real estate mogul Donald Trump was arrested by the FBI on charges of espionage and collusion with the North Korean government. “Trump has been the most productive North [...]

July 20, 2015 // 0 Comments

L.A. Votes for $15 Minimum Wage

In a 14-1 vote the L.A. County supervisors voted to raise the minimum wage in the county to $15 over the next few five years. “Our goal was to price it out so that the average glass of wine at a [...]

May 22, 2015 // 0 Comments

Marijuana to Fight Eating Disorders

On Wednesday, L.A. Mayor Garcetti implements his revolutionary program, Fighting Chronic with Chronic (FCWC), with the government giving over 100 pounds of marijuana to several Los Angeles high [...]

February 23, 2015 // 2 Comments