Kaepernick Says He Was Tebowing the Whole Time

Colin Kaepernick came out on Monday explaining that he wasn’t protesting the national anthem for black rights but was in fact ‘Tebowing’. Kaepernick blames the media for the hype and grossly [...]

September 20, 2016 // 0 Comments

NFL Admits to Suffering from Affluenza

Roger Goodell released a press release yesterday in which he admits that the NFL has suffered from Affluenza for close to 40 years. Affluenza is a painful, contagious, socially transmitted condition [...]

December 28, 2015 // 0 Comments

Dodger Dog to Get Makeover

The classic Dodger Dog, the ten-inch hot dog served steamed or grilled for the last 29 years unchanged, will get will get revamped before the next baseball season making it both vegan and [...]

November 16, 2015 // 0 Comments

#Stillbetter Top Trending Hashtag

In the wake of the underwhelming Manny Pacquiao vs Floyd Mayweather fight, the hashtag #stillbetter is trending number one on twitter today. Here are some of the [...]

May 4, 2015 // 0 Comments

L.A. Lakers Set to Change Name Due to Drought

On Monday Jerry Buss announced that the L.A. Lakers will officially change their name because the drought has left not a single lake anywhere in L.A. nor the surrounding counties. “The team name [...]

April 6, 2015 // 0 Comments

Dodger’s Players Expenditures Offer Few Surprises

A new study released today by the independent agency Abbo Institute reveals the all time L.A. Dodgers’ players expenditures on what professional athletes call the big three – women, gambling and [...]

March 23, 2015 // 0 Comments

LeBron James to Play One Game for L.A. Galaxy

Following LeBron James comment last year that he wanted to play a game in the NFL, L.A. Galaxy coach, Bruce Arena, invited LeBron to play for the soccer team in hopes to boost sales after the three [...]

January 5, 2015 // 0 Comments